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Alfie
12:44 Sat Aug 29
Re: Anyone being paid out of an HSBC account today?
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I was paid eleven pounds and seventeen pence tonight from an hsbc domiciled account of unknown origin and provenance.
I immediately transferred the funds to trading account and purchased several twigs, some seedy bread toast and a small gerbils water trough, which i inserted into my anal pouch.
Whst are you going to do about it? Report me to the FCA? The gerbil cage furniture ive stuck up my bum is insured and covered to the value of thirty seven english pounds so id like to see you try.
Hsbc also gave me a pot of Paul Newmans Oyster Chinese Dinner Sauce so anyone claiming PPI injury against me can fuck right off.
These are halcyon times we are living in. Proper big wobbly tit capers abound
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Mike Oxsaw
8:42 Fri Aug 28
Re: Anyone being paid out of an HSBC account today?
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It's fun to bank at the HSBC
It's fun to bank at the HSBC.
You can't withdraw your cash
'cos they've snaffled your stash
HSBC.
Young man! Why that big frown?
Young man! Get out on the town!
You can drink the bars dry
You can chat up the chicks,
And show off your party tricks!
It's fun to bank at the HSBC
It's fun to bank at the HSBC.
You can't withdraw your cash
'cos they've snaffled your stash
HSBC.
Young man! There;s the @hole in the wall@
Young man! It's not giving fuck all!
Though you used the right PIN
It just won't let you in....
Bollocks.
I bet you're more bored now after reading that, than I was when I started writing it.
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